1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:10,279 I don't think I'm ever not going to be mad at you, but I think that, um, us fighting likely isn't helping our situation. 3 00:00:10,279 --> 00:00:11,759 Please don't cut my bird. 4 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:14,759 Okay, yeah, no, I wasn't gonna. 5 00:00:14,759 --> 00:00:19,000 Axe swings down over the chains and they snap free. 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,519 Is this Axe Hoop now, Russ? Is it garbage? 7 00:00:22,519 --> 00:00:27,480 Every hit is taking another chunk out of it, as it appears to you. 8 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:28,179 Get. 9 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:32,280 Nighthunter, you're standing in this void space. 10 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:39,799 The bars around you, every time you try to move towards them, feel like you're never getting close to them, to grab them. 11 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:43,760 Well, I mean, I could ask, but then I would not be with you, so... 12 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,760 Oh, no, come on, remember our vows. 13 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:51,280 I'm always with you in your heart, so, I mean, wherever you go, I'm gonna be there, so don't worry about that. 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,280 Yeah, but when we make these vows, one of us did not get sucked into abyss. 15 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,359 Oh, that was not normal. That was... 16 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,160 Yeah, that was... 17 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,160 I don't taste good. 18 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,840 Well, I don't. No, that was not... 19 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:06,840 What if, how about we just save the world real quick and then stop coming back here? 20 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,159 Save the world and leave forever? 21 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:11,359 You push it open and step out into the hall. 22 00:01:11,359 --> 00:01:21,520 There's a long hallway, either side of you, and down at the end, off to your right, as you step out, is a cracked open door. 23 00:01:21,519 --> 00:01:27,000 A little bit of light, looks like from a lantern or a torch, um, peering through. 24 00:01:29,439 --> 00:01:35,719 The three of you step out, and Grants just kind of tucks his book into his sidebag, and... 25 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:39,039 This night hunter is in here somewhere. 26 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:40,879 I saw her. 27 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,599 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 28 00:01:47,599 --> 00:01:51,359 He, him, also with me today is Karla Maxtad. 29 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:56,359 That's me, she, her, playing Lipsinkie, Pip Diggins. 30 00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:57,560 And Tom Laird. 31 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:04,799 Yeah, that's me, he, him, I am playing Bort, slash Flint, they both go with he, him, as well. 32 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:10,439 And Kyle Klassitz here, hey, he, him, glad to be playing Vorunax, also he, him. 33 00:02:10,439 --> 00:02:12,639 And... 34 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,079 Amy More. 35 00:02:14,079 --> 00:02:21,120 Yep, she, her, playing Thea Amastasia, she, her, and Gael Nighthunter, Ogla Kanu. 36 00:02:21,159 --> 00:02:21,840 She, they. 37 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,439 We are... 38 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,480 Yeah, all over the map, we're all over the map. 39 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,719 We are, and nowhere. 40 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,200 Everywhere and nowhere, we split the party so many different ways, bringing it back 41 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:40,439 together now, uh, where we keep the party together all the time is over on Patreon, 42 00:02:40,439 --> 00:02:44,560 Patreon.com slash dumpdragoncast, because we can't live without each other. 43 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,159 Uh, Opal can't, Opal can't be... 44 00:02:46,159 --> 00:02:50,640 No, I can't have multiple groups happening within the same adventure, are you crazy? 45 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,920 Well, there must be constant supervision. 46 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,920 When he is alone, he like creates a whole issue with... 47 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,720 Yeah, the, the birthday episode. 48 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,840 I don't want to spoil anything, but he really, he cannot be trusted on his own. 49 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:04,240 Yeah. 50 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,680 Also, there's some very questionable labor practices. 51 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,800 Absolutely. 52 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,520 Have we told you about the intern wall, Kyle? 53 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,320 I mean, you come over, you can... 54 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,480 The intern memorial wall. 55 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,120 That's the important, the memorial is an important word in there. 56 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,400 It's bad, scary over there. 57 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:25,520 Opal's very keen on having unpaid interns, obviously, because it helps the business, 58 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:31,439 you know, uh, but it's a very difficult, uh, industry out there, adventuring, that 59 00:03:31,439 --> 00:03:33,439 is, and so interns go missing. 60 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:40,280 Thus, the intern memorial wall, where, you know, any other job, interns aren't going 61 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,640 to be memorialized after they leave. 62 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,120 No, this is a favor we're doing to them here at the downtown office. 63 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:48,879 Is this Russ talking or Opal talking? 64 00:03:48,879 --> 00:03:53,680 He turned right into Opal, like, there wasn't even a... 65 00:03:54,159 --> 00:04:00,120 As curator of the, of the intern wall, we all remember intern 003, one of the first. 66 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:06,479 067, everyone should remember 067, they were a good intern. 67 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah, absolutely. 68 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:08,879 There we go. 69 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,840 They are all numbers. 70 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,319 What do you mean? 71 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,039 What's a museum guide called? 72 00:04:12,039 --> 00:04:13,240 There's like a proper name for it. 73 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:13,919 A docent. 74 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,120 There we go. 75 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:15,359 Yep. 76 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:19,160 As in, I docent remember their names, but I do remember their numbers. 77 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,639 So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 78 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:25,720 You come over and you learn all about the intern Memorial wall. 79 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:30,280 It's really just, is what it is more than anything. 80 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,800 But you also get an episode dedicated to you blowing right by that. 81 00:04:34,319 --> 00:04:37,560 Emma KB, like Emma KB. 82 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,480 Thank you, Emma. 83 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,160 Thanks, Emma. 84 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,960 It was just an awkward way I got into that sentence, but instead 85 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,280 you got your name screamed twice. 86 00:04:44,319 --> 00:04:45,080 Twice. 87 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:45,599 Yeah. 88 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,560 That's how special you are to us, Emma. 89 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:54,279 For Emma's sake, can you tell me how many pages of paper you have available 90 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:58,879 and how quickly we're all going to be killed because the book's almost done. 91 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:02,399 I said we were on the last nine page last time. 92 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:05,399 So we're on the last blank white page. 93 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:08,319 So there's a double side to it. 94 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:14,439 So we have technically one, two and a half and two thirds. 95 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:16,240 Clear space. 96 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,800 Emma, don't worry. 97 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,879 Your episode is not worth it. 98 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,519 We might even save the world. 99 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:26,199 Boy, how it could be anybody's game is what it could be. 100 00:05:27,439 --> 00:05:30,879 Clearly, if there's blank pages, then there isn't an ending written. 101 00:05:30,879 --> 00:05:33,040 So it could be anybody saving the world. 102 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,279 The rest is still unwritten. 103 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,240 The rest is still unwritten. 104 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,800 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 105 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,360 Just like Emma KB. 106 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:45,439 And now. 107 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,319 Bucket, let's play. 108 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,800 OK, all right. 109 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,800 Blaring red light. 110 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,240 No blaring horn, bright red light. 111 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,199 Blaring red light, damn it. 112 00:06:02,199 --> 00:06:03,360 Blaring red light. 113 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,600 That red light is so loud. 114 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,120 Sometimes when lights are red. 115 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:06,879 Lights can be loud. 116 00:06:06,879 --> 00:06:08,560 Yeah, lights can be loud. 117 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,399 The bright red light. 118 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,480 Illuminates the entire space. 119 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,440 Echoing over this horn, the screeching sound. 120 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,960 Thea, you were moving to put your hand beyond to see if you could see 121 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,560 anything additional outside of the spot. 122 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,320 Hold question. 123 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,440 This is what we were. 124 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,800 No, no, I know. 125 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:36,000 But the way that you worded it makes makes me feel like I possibly 126 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,600 misunderstood the red light. 127 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,560 You can't see. 128 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,160 You can't see bad thing outside. 129 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,640 OK, Roxanne. 130 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,240 Does it just like encompasses your vision? 131 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,680 So where is black? 132 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,640 Now is red. 133 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,280 Now it's red. 134 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:56,400 OK, I was kind of imagining like off in the distance, like a red light. 135 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:02,280 You know, like, you know, like a like a recording on the fuck off 136 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,000 the stage, because you've done your five minutes to stand up. 137 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Yes. 138 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,080 OK, so it's not like that. 139 00:07:07,159 --> 00:07:09,479 It's actually like a red wash that comes. 140 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:09,959 Yeah. 141 00:07:09,959 --> 00:07:11,439 OK, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 142 00:07:11,439 --> 00:07:12,599 Say OK. 143 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:17,159 As you were moving to put your hand outside of the spotlight. 144 00:07:17,319 --> 00:07:19,399 Fingertips, let us say. 145 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:20,599 I'm not going to go whole heart. 146 00:07:20,599 --> 00:07:23,599 Look, look, you guys have been standing there for an entire episode. 147 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,479 Well, that's a whole other body part. 148 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,199 Yeah. 149 00:07:27,839 --> 00:07:28,839 It's already tried that. 150 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,000 OK, he's put every piece of it there. 151 00:07:32,159 --> 00:07:33,199 He's got a cloaca. 152 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:35,399 It's weird. OK. 153 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,640 It's efficient, though. 154 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,640 I mean, right? 155 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,000 Get the job done. 156 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,920 Multiple jobs. 157 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,440 And as I go to put my hand. 158 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:44,960 Yes. 159 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,320 As you do, you see an outline of your hand. 160 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:54,800 Beyond this red light and you feel something grab you 161 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,080 and give you a firm handshake, welcoming you to the team. 162 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,440 Do we do a secret handshake? 163 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,920 Is it is it a grab or is it like or is it like? 164 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,480 There's some snaps like a like a wrist grab. 165 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,280 Like, yeah, I don't have any weapons on me. 166 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,480 You don't have any weapons on you. 167 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:14,560 It is not like a predator grab Arnold Schwarzenegger and. 168 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,879 OK, yeah. 169 00:08:15,879 --> 00:08:19,640 That the other person that he arm grabs Jesse Ventura. 170 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:20,319 Yeah, yeah. 171 00:08:20,319 --> 00:08:21,520 Jesse Ventura. Yep. 172 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,439 Jesse, the former governor. 173 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:27,240 Just as soon as I feel something grab hold of me, 174 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:31,720 I want to like with all my very slight 175 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:37,560 elf self, I want to like like like rip it into the light. 176 00:08:38,399 --> 00:08:40,920 It's doing the same thing to you. 177 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,639 Oh, you're in a tug of war 178 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:50,639 with this thing that now you feel nails digging into your forearm. 179 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:53,320 Oh, I want to dig my nails into its forearm. 180 00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:58,040 Its nails are growing through your skin and through your arm. 181 00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:02,480 So I am going to cast alter self on myself 182 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,039 and I'm going to shape change to those freaky 183 00:09:06,039 --> 00:09:11,039 ass long claws that I see lip sinky doing when she goes all primal wild. 184 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,799 And I want to sink my closet. 185 00:09:12,799 --> 00:09:14,639 I'm not fucking around here. 186 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:16,719 I yell that I'm not fucking around here. 187 00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:21,639 And I want to grab and I say, Bort, come on, help do do something. 188 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,919 Now we can see an outline of her hand. 189 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:30,439 Can I see the outline of like the other hand in the arm, maybe? 190 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:34,959 Yeah, the light for all intents and purposes, where as it was flashing, 191 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:37,599 the horn would go and then everything would go off. 192 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:43,879 Everything is maintaining itself and it is staying on a lot longer than previous. 193 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:47,919 You can see this shadowy figure 194 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:53,000 holding on to Thea's wrist and these these long nails 195 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,960 jagged, like rough nails digging beneath the skin. 196 00:09:58,879 --> 00:10:04,679 And there's like this slickness that is now becoming clearer 197 00:10:04,799 --> 00:10:07,480 as the spotlight is. 198 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,440 Narrowing around you. 199 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,000 I mean, I'm going to just grab that axe. 200 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,840 That's still somewhat functional and chop off the arm 201 00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:21,720 after where she's hanging out. 202 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,440 I thought you're going to grab that ass. 203 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:29,240 I'm going to grab that ass, grab that ass, get a grab by your butt. 204 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,200 And just like, yeah, just pull that, pull that back in. 205 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,840 Today's episode sponsored by the HR department. 206 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:39,960 It exists again. 207 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,639 It's rough. 208 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:43,680 Give me an attack roll. 209 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,960 It's an 18 plus 14. 210 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,279 So that's a 32. 211 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:50,320 The axe swings down 212 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,680 and it's like it's cutting through this light before you 213 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,920 and it cleaves through the arm on the other side. 214 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,720 And Thea, you're you're tugging back on this 215 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,120 and you fall backwards now with this forearm attached to the hand 216 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,760 that is dug into you. 217 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:11,680 It goes like rigamortis quickly sets in 218 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:15,360 and it is clamped down hard around your hand. 219 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,360 And you're the color of your skin is going purple and blue 220 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,720 that you see as it pulls back. 221 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,360 Spotlight is narrowing down around you. 222 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:30,440 I think we're going to have a problem if this goes out. 223 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,480 Yeah, yeah, we. Yeah. 224 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,399 Does that seem right? 225 00:11:33,399 --> 00:11:36,480 This fucking hurts. 226 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,480 I want to. Like. 227 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,440 They'll try to like pry this thing off of me if I can. 228 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,840 All right, you're trying to pull at the fingers or just pull the whole thing. 229 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,360 Oh, God, no, the finger. 230 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,720 Well, yeah, we'll pull at the fingers to like, 231 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,120 see if we can loosen that up before we pull the whole thing. 232 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:58,720 Trying to pry back the fingers and the flesh around them is ripping. 233 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:02,639 Like it's like it's like serrated knives 234 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:08,919 carved back away towards whatever creature this was. 235 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:13,120 And they're pulling the skin and tendons around them 236 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:17,560 and make a constitution saving throw, please. 237 00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:20,000 Yes, you, the affected one. 238 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,639 Ten. 239 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:29,080 Thea, you see these nails coming out of your arm 240 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:34,960 and they are pulling and tearing at the tendons and ligaments beneath 241 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,960 and you see your hand go limp. 242 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,879 Oh, that's not good. That's not good. 243 00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:42,279 Don't pull. Don't pull anymore. 244 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:47,319 Don't like shriveling into like this dark black 245 00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:50,879 Paul. I've got Dumbledore hands. 246 00:12:50,879 --> 00:13:13,919 We cut to the hallway in the jail cells and. 247 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,960 Lipsinki and Vorunax and Grancis, 248 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,000 you've been walking for what seems like forever. 249 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,600 Looking into each cell and seeing a new Grancis 250 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:32,160 or an old Grancis in some new state of disrepair. 251 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:38,080 And over the last minute or so, 252 00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:43,800 there's a rumbling in the earth, in the ground beneath you. 253 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,040 That's starting to pick up intensive. 254 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,920 Do you you recognize that? 255 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:56,560 I don't I don't think I remember hearing that in here before. 256 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:01,800 Not that I recall, but of course, if we were doing a good job, 257 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,000 then a certain somebody probably wasn't too angry. 258 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,200 Is there a way? 259 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,360 Can we get all these Grancis working for us 260 00:14:12,399 --> 00:14:13,159 finding Nighthunter? 261 00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:16,840 Because I feel like, you know, that's just the three of us 262 00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:19,919 kind of looking right now. 263 00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:22,440 And right. 264 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:28,320 We have like kind of an unlimited number of Grancis. 265 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,360 So you could tap into the Grancis network. 266 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,240 Grancis, are you fucking with me or is that possible? 267 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,920 We all said hello at the same time one one time ago. 268 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,960 Give me a moment. 269 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,320 And he he opens his book. 270 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,680 It's not on any page. In fact, it's upside down 271 00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:55,560 and it sits down on the floor and closes his eyes. 272 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,840 Grancis, can you hear me? 273 00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:03,080 All of them around them 274 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:06,639 echoing down, not all of them, because most of them are dead. 275 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,240 But you hear from different spots. 276 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:13,840 We hear you. 277 00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,879 I got them wrapped around my finger. 278 00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,639 That's fantastic, Grancis. 279 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:23,680 You know what? 280 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,960 I'm going to belabor upon you for the next 10 minutes 281 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,799 how important you are to us right now. 282 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,639 And you are just going to feel so inspired by the end of it 283 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,440 that you're going to feel a little bit more healthy 284 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:42,320 and definitely able to corral all the other Grancises together behind your cause. 285 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,000 Because Grancis, I don't know if you realize this. 286 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,080 Out of all the Grancises here, Grandsai. 287 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,920 That's the plural. 288 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,520 Who's got the book? 289 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,600 I got the book. 290 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,800 So what does that make you? 291 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,680 The book. The Prime Grancis. 292 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,240 You've got the book. 293 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 294 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,920 OK, we got it. 295 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,760 So you need to let those other Grancises know 296 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:10,439 that they need to tell you where your friend Nighthunter is. 297 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:14,399 OK. Grancises unite. 298 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,319 There you go. 299 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:18,679 That's the one. 300 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,240 And they all yell. 301 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,879 No, I don't want them to fucking marine it. 302 00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:24,799 That would be fucking too much. 303 00:16:24,799 --> 00:16:25,799 Hoorah! 304 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Hoorah! 305 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,960 Is what they scream out, because that's more character. 306 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,439 That is what they yell out. 307 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:35,319 Hoorah! 308 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,120 We need to find Nighthunter. 309 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,600 And then you hear calling out from down the hall. 310 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,919 This is going to be fun for Russ later. 311 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,279 She's down here. Over here. 312 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:47,840 No, she's over here. Up here. 313 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,600 Oh, I found her up here. 314 00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:54,840 I don't think that worked. 315 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:55,840 Huh. 316 00:16:57,319 --> 00:17:00,240 Yeah, unless there's a multiple Nighthunters here, 317 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,000 and I don't think we were going that long. 318 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,680 So, shoot, I thought that might help. 319 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,680 I guess we just keep doing it the old-fashioned way, 320 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,840 and just going and... 321 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,960 Is there a way to turn off the cells? 322 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,600 Like, whatever's killing the Grancises, Grants Eye, 323 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,759 whatever's killing the Grants Eye, 324 00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:24,000 and tormenting us in here, 325 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,799 is there a way to turn that off? 326 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:27,720 Because that could be what is... 327 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,400 Like, that door ain't getting closer. 328 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,000 And we've been walking for a long time. 329 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,039 Right, right, right. 330 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:38,000 I mean, everything has been kind of set up on automation. 331 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:44,200 I wasn't around when it was first initiated, 332 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,559 and there's a lot of more arcanic means 333 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:50,960 that are involved in it from what I've been told. 334 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,240 Who made it? 335 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:57,119 Well, again, it precedes my time, 336 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,159 but Lipsynche, you seem to be more in touch 337 00:17:59,159 --> 00:18:01,960 with the arcane than myself. 338 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,279 Did you ever come across anything in your time serving, 339 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:08,920 in the future, current, present, past? 340 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,359 Yeah, I mean, number one, that is how we have to describe 341 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,920 anything related to time right now, I feel like. 342 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:19,920 Um, okay, there's gotta be a way to remotely, 343 00:18:22,599 --> 00:18:25,159 you know, open and close things. 344 00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,000 It wouldn't... 345 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,279 It can't just be manual, because this place is enormous, 346 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:34,279 and certainly when we were torturing people, 347 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,119 we weren't just walking way down a hall 348 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,680 and picking them up and taking them back, you know? 349 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,839 There was like, that's not how it worked. 350 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,200 You got the key, is there a lever? 351 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,599 Like a pulley system, or a switch? 352 00:18:54,879 --> 00:18:55,839 Yeah. 353 00:18:56,679 --> 00:19:01,119 Um, I, you know, I've never thought to try to just kind of 354 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:06,119 go from door to door, but uh, and Vorunax just goes over 355 00:19:07,399 --> 00:19:10,079 to a wall, takes the spoon, and just sticks it 356 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,519 in the fleshy wall of the prison, 357 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:17,079 it's like, maybe that jiggles it around. 358 00:19:17,079 --> 00:19:18,639 I don't, I don't know. 359 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,919 It's good, gotta go a little bit deeper, maybe. 360 00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:24,559 I push deeper. 361 00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,639 Oh, that sounds... 362 00:19:27,639 --> 00:19:30,079 Wait, I thought I heard a click. 363 00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:32,639 I didn't, I didn't hear a click, Grancis. 364 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:37,000 Oh, okay, no, remember how, I keep saying remember, 365 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,359 you don't remember, you weren't there, 366 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:44,359 but in the future, there was like a torture room, 367 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,399 and then the prisoner would be brought there, 368 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:50,559 but not manually, you know, 369 00:19:50,559 --> 00:19:53,639 like they just kind of like were poured it in. 370 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,560 It was much more efficient than, you know, 371 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,960 having a guard bring somebody, I mean, that's, you know, 372 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,200 Orcus kind of lacks efficiencies, 373 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:08,200 and so in the torture room, 374 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,400 I mean, Night Hunter is in the torture room, 375 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,880 but I feel like if we go there, 376 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:19,280 then we can just bring the folks from the cells in, 377 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,759 and then... 378 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:26,519 Actually, yeah, it's kind of like a, you know, 379 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,079 voice command sort of thing, like, 380 00:20:28,079 --> 00:20:32,359 oh, summon Grancis 6489572 B, 381 00:20:34,519 --> 00:20:36,000 or we could just go say, 382 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,839 pour it in, not Grancis. 383 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,559 Exactly. 384 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:40,480 From this cell block. 385 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,960 Yeah. 386 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,559 That's exactly what we want. 387 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,759 You know, bring all the not Grancises, 388 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:50,480 every single last one of them, 389 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,319 there's probably a lot. But this is the Grancis floor. 390 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:53,720 It's not just Grancises in here, 391 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,039 so it's probably a lot of folks who could come help. 392 00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:58,240 I mean, we're kind of in the Grancis wing. 393 00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:00,960 I guess, maybe you didn't know that, I mean, 394 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,919 you wouldn't have been spending time walking around, 395 00:21:02,919 --> 00:21:05,279 but this whole section, 396 00:21:05,279 --> 00:21:07,119 this is all you. 397 00:21:08,639 --> 00:21:10,759 A lot of effort. 398 00:21:10,759 --> 00:21:13,559 I mean, you're very powerful, as we mentioned. 399 00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:18,319 So there is other floors of the prison, 400 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,799 you know, all sorts of creatures. 401 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,079 So what's the quickest way there? 402 00:21:26,079 --> 00:21:28,519 We got to get back in the cell? 403 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:30,159 No. 404 00:21:30,159 --> 00:21:32,879 No, Grancis, it seems to be a default for you, 405 00:21:32,879 --> 00:21:36,519 but no, no, just this way. 406 00:21:36,519 --> 00:21:37,879 Let's book it. 407 00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:43,799 Grancis with a book, yes. 408 00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:49,039 I go through my keys and I pull out a spork, 409 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,200 because that's the best torture tool. 410 00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:53,120 I've seen that one before. 411 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,080 And, oh, yes, yes. 412 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,440 It's the one that'll open the end of your life. 413 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,160 Stick it into the wall, turn the key, spork. 414 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,000 Got me scared there. 415 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,840 I was standing right beside it, 416 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,759 right as you said that. 417 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,160 Gave me flashbacks. 418 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,440 All right. 419 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,720 You throw the spork into the wall 420 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,720 and you do hear a click this time. 421 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:22,000 And you are instantly right beside the door. 422 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,039 That you've been trying to walk towards. 423 00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:25,640 Perfect, perfect. 424 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,960 Here we are, through this door, 425 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,519 and hopefully we can get Nighthunter back 426 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:36,880 and reconvene with the rest of the peoples 427 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,720 we accidentally left behind. 428 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,440 Yes, this is a perfect plan. 429 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,200 It was an accident. It was an accident, Grancis. 430 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,039 I mean. 431 00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:43,360 We did not run away. 432 00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,920 The three of you exit through the door 433 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,840 and we cut back to the red light. 434 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,440 Thea, your hand is completely shriveled up to your elbow. 435 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,440 Does it seem like the shriveling is continuing 436 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,920 or is it maintaining in the forearm area? 437 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,240 Seems like it's 438 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,720 maintaining in the forearm area. 439 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,440 Okay, well this sucks. 440 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:14,600 Are these ground floor creatures, 441 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,240 do we think they're flying? 442 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:19,880 Should we get on Guacamole and like, I don't know, 443 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,720 try to fly our way out of here? 444 00:23:22,799 --> 00:23:24,880 Yeah, let's do that one. 445 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,519 So we're gonna hop on Guacamole 446 00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:30,680 and try to fly. 447 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,920 This light's coming from somewhere. 448 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,599 Yeah, it's coming from straight up. 449 00:23:35,599 --> 00:23:37,160 Are you flying straight up towards the light 450 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,920 or are you, where are you going? 451 00:23:39,839 --> 00:23:42,839 Oh, I think straight up towards the light. 452 00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:43,680 All right. 453 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,519 Yeah, let's go towards that light. 454 00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:46,680 Awesome, you hop on Guacamole 455 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,840 and you are flying up and the beam is narrowing. 456 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,000 It's now like 15 feet across and getting closer and closer. 457 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,160 Guacamole's wings are flapping 458 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,880 and you're getting closer to this light. 459 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,640 It's blinding above you. 460 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,600 Beyond the periphery, 461 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,600 you see these giant winged beasts soaring in the air, 462 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,160 zipping close to but not touching the light itself. 463 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,320 It's like 10 feet across now 464 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,000 and you see down to the ground 465 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,279 that there is like masses of undead 466 00:24:22,279 --> 00:24:26,839 that sprawl out across whatever this space is 467 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,679 that you are in. 468 00:24:28,679 --> 00:24:32,279 And you get up and this light is blinding above you 469 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:36,200 and you reach up towards the light 470 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:41,200 and you grasp hold of what feels like firm ground 471 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:46,200 and Guacamole disappears. 472 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,640 Make a dexterity saving throw. 473 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:50,840 Not again. 474 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,240 Both of you can do it. 475 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,080 17. 18. 476 00:24:58,279 --> 00:25:02,519 Bort, you reach up and grab hold of the ground above you 477 00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:04,720 as Guacamole disappears. 478 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,160 You see Thea reach down for her 479 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,519 but not grasp hold of the ground. 480 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,720 You reach down and grab hold of her withered hand 481 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,799 that you feel crunch beneath your fist. 482 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:23,640 You're holding it tight and she looks back up at you 483 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,039 and she's got the Jade figurine in her hand 484 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:32,039 as you pull yourself and Thea up into the hallway 485 00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:37,000 where you fell down. 486 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:43,000 You pull yourself up and are clamoring to get Thea up 487 00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:48,319 as the hole around you kind of just sinks shut 488 00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:51,000 as she is pulled back through. 489 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,400 There's a cracked open door behind you 490 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,119 and you hear footsteps coming from beyond it. 491 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:58,519 Oh my God. 492 00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:00,640 Thank you. 493 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,119 Yeah, let's not go back down there again. 494 00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,440 No, no. 495 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:12,000 And I kind of squeeze Guacamole's figurine 496 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,960 and tuck her in one of my inside pockets. 497 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,680 Footsteps beyond the door beside you. 498 00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:29,160 I prepare a spell. 499 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,480 I prepare Eldritch Blast. 500 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,920 If I see an unfamiliar face, I'm gonna fucking fuck it up. 501 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,359 Fucking fuck it up. 502 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,000 Yes. 503 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,040 Fuck it up. 504 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,120 That's what I wanted. 505 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,480 I'm gonna pop some popcorn 506 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,720 to watch this fucking up that's coming up. 507 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,600 They're getting closer to the door 508 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,600 and it swings open and you see the face of Grancis. 509 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,600 And I have to wait, like, I have to be like, no. 510 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,000 Not today. 511 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,240 Oh shit, it's Thea. 512 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,080 Hey everybody, it's Thea. 513 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,520 I got my crackle away. 514 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,880 Hey, you were gonna blast me in the face. 515 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,760 If it wasn't you. 516 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,359 Good thing it was me. 517 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,400 Good thing. 518 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,240 Yeah, she would have got you, Lipsinki. 519 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,640 Where you been? 520 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,720 Nah, that doesn't matter. 521 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,400 We'll catch up later. 522 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,039 We gotta find Nighthunter. 523 00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:19,759 Vorunax knows the way, or Lipsinki knows the way. 524 00:27:19,759 --> 00:27:21,400 Somebody knows the way. 525 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,359 Did Nighthunter not just hack her way 526 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:24,839 out of the prison like what? 527 00:27:24,839 --> 00:27:29,839 Well, no, she went in of their own volition 528 00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:35,000 and when I did see them, I saw them through the bars 529 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,759 and they were talking to someone that wasn't there. 530 00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:40,200 Oh, that's not a good sign. 531 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,519 Not a good sign. 532 00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:43,279 They seem to be having a rough time, 533 00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:45,480 but we think that we can call them 534 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,680 to the torture chamber. 535 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,559 Right, everybody? 536 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:51,160 Yeah, so if we all just wanna, 537 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,960 if you guys just wanna come in the torture chamber. 538 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,200 I mean, not. 539 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,720 Okay, I know how that sounds. 540 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,559 Yes, it wasn't great. 541 00:27:57,559 --> 00:28:00,799 I hear it coming out and I know we don't, 542 00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:05,799 we have had a short relationship of trust, 543 00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:08,119 but in the torture chamber, 544 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,359 you can summon any of the prisoners 545 00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:12,759 and if Nighthunter's a prisoner, 546 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:14,440 we could summon them. 547 00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:19,399 Also, there's like an unlimited number of Grancis. 548 00:28:19,399 --> 00:28:21,480 So if you need any Grancis for anything, 549 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,480 we have like. 550 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,279 Shake and bake, baby. 551 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:25,480 I don't know what that means. 552 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,799 I don't know. 553 00:28:26,799 --> 00:28:27,639 But okay. 554 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,759 Also, sorry for abandoning you with Orcus. 555 00:28:32,759 --> 00:28:35,120 Just wanna, we're on the move, by the way, 556 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,000 as we're doing this, I assume. 557 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,840 Yeah. 558 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,759 Yes. 559 00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,800 Yeah, sorry for abandoning you back there with Orcus. 560 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,960 Oh, I mean, I'm sorry for abandoning you 561 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,600 and going back up to like get healed 562 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,840 and see my friends and family. 563 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,840 I mean. Yes, no, yes. 564 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,720 Yeah, I mean, we came right back though. 565 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,759 As soon as possible. 566 00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:55,920 What happened to your arm? 567 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,759 We had to. 568 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,960 Well, it costs for everything 569 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,280 whenever you're on the path of good. 570 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,560 I hold up my shriveled arm 571 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,440 that still has the clawed hand in it. 572 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,280 Oh. 573 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,120 We didn't end up getting that out. 574 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:09,960 You pulled it out. 575 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,920 Well, I guess you tell me 576 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,160 because it was like pulling tendons and grossness. 577 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,000 Yeah, no, I said out. 578 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,920 No, stop that. 579 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,000 Okay. 580 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,920 Yeah, okay. I did. 581 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,440 So I have like half a hand attached to my arm, I guess. 582 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,680 Oh. 583 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,840 Okay, I mean. 584 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,680 Wow. 585 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,880 Let's find Nighthunter. 586 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,240 Yeah, let's get Nighthunter. 587 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,320 And then what happened? 588 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,640 Did you guys get caught or why are you in the prison? 589 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,200 Oh yeah. 590 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,320 Yeah, we got caught. 591 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:41,120 It sucked into, I don't know. 592 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,720 Yeah, it wasn't our finest moment. 593 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,279 Yeah, filled with terrible creatures in the dark. 594 00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:50,840 Good old quicksand holes. 595 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,320 Yeah, and when you go through 596 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,240 there was probably like a bajillion undead 597 00:29:55,559 --> 00:29:56,680 and like all kinds of stuff 598 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,720 and they're all just flying around and do you see that? 599 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,559 Well, at the end. 600 00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:01,400 I mean, we can't really see it 601 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,240 but we knew it was there. 602 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,279 Right. 603 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,120 That's the best part. 604 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,960 Yeah, I forgot. 605 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,000 Cause when you're, yeah, you didn't even. 606 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,839 Breathe through the room guys. 607 00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:09,680 I'm sorry. 608 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,559 It's not funny. 609 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:15,120 Not, yeah, no, I apologize. 610 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,759 You round a corner and there are two guards 611 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:20,880 standing outside the torture chamber. 612 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,120 They see you and they say, 613 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,520 halt, who goes there? 614 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,720 Voronox, head general. 615 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,440 Yes, of course, Mr. Voronox. 616 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,800 Yes, a head, oh yeah, you're doing, 617 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,400 you're in good. 618 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,120 They sent out a memo about you. 619 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,640 Come right this way. 620 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,520 You're in charge. 621 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,160 Of course you are. 622 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,560 Come on in. 623 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,400 The water is fine. 624 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,400 You realize if you turn on me 625 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,920 I can still murder you mercilessly. 626 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,200 Right, you understand you're just a guard. 627 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,080 Even if you know what I've done, 628 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,519 you're still just a guard. 629 00:30:57,519 --> 00:30:58,920 I've got a name. 630 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,320 Oh yeah, I don't know it. 631 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,279 It's Sammy. 632 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:05,880 And I've got, I've got, I've got a family too. 633 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,200 I've just, I'm just here working, trying to. 634 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,000 Okay, I mean, Sammy, nobody cares. 635 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,840 We're going in. 636 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,680 Get out of the way, Sammy. 637 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,200 I'll go tell Orcus, it's fine. 638 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,360 You go in, you do what you gotta do. 639 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,200 Yeah. 640 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,039 Yeah, you're not gonna tell Orcus. 641 00:31:19,039 --> 00:31:21,279 You go tell Orcus, you let his ex head general 642 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,759 right into the torture chamber 643 00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:23,879 and see how that works out for you. 644 00:31:23,879 --> 00:31:25,599 Could you just kill me already? 645 00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:27,399 See how Eldritch blasts him. 646 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,639 Guys, could Sammy have been any worse? 647 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,599 Sammy was the worst. 648 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:34,720 Well, I mean, what's he gonna go tell Orcus? 649 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,639 Orcus ain't in a good mood right now, guys. 650 00:31:36,639 --> 00:31:38,799 Let me tell you something. 651 00:31:38,799 --> 00:31:40,119 There was another guard there, right? 652 00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:42,160 Make a Sammy out of Sammy. 653 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,759 So you can either like sit here and be good 654 00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,200 and chill or I can blast your ass. 655 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,720 Yeah, I don't see anything. 656 00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:52,519 No, no, I'm just, I was on a break. 657 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:54,400 You were on a break. 658 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,480 What's your name? 659 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,319 I was on a break. 660 00:31:56,319 --> 00:31:57,160 It doesn't matter. 661 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:57,980 You're on a break. 662 00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:58,819 Get out of here. 663 00:31:58,819 --> 00:31:59,660 I'd rather not say. 664 00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:00,759 On a break. 665 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:02,720 Tell my family I love them. 666 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,920 It's an order. 667 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,360 Go. 668 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,039 Okay, now that that's taken care of, 669 00:32:07,039 --> 00:32:08,200 door open. 670 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,200 Some people say that we are in the middle. 671 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,019 Some people don't know what time is. 672 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,440 That's why we're here and we talk about the things 673 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:30,680 that are important to us and you. 674 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,960 Whoa. 675 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,000 I, no, I was, no, I was just waiting. 676 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,920 I wanted to know how far you could go with this. 677 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,960 Yeah, well, I was. 678 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,799 It was really far. 679 00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:39,640 Yeah, no. 680 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,480 You would have kept going. 681 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,319 I probably could have kept going. 682 00:32:41,319 --> 00:32:42,680 It's a good thing I invited you in here. 683 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,319 Some musical interlude with Russ More over here. 684 00:32:45,319 --> 00:32:46,440 That's right. 685 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,360 Yeah, sometimes they really work 686 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:52,200 and sometimes you rhyme orange. 687 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,160 So you get what you get. 688 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,200 So goes. 689 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,799 Today it was a good one. 690 00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:57,680 Hello everybody. 691 00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,559 Welcome to the middle. 692 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,279 Thank you for being here. 693 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:01,259 How are you? 694 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,140 I'm good. 695 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,420 Good, good, good. 696 00:33:04,420 --> 00:33:05,920 I'm glad. 697 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,240 I wasn't sure if you were asking me, 698 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,600 but I wanted, there was a pause. 699 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,279 Well, it's a pause for you to enter 700 00:33:12,359 --> 00:33:17,359 or for the listener to impart wisdom upon us. 701 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,079 But while we're waiting for that, 702 00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:21,599 the wisdom that you're gonna send to us, 703 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,759 obviously through osmosis, 704 00:33:23,759 --> 00:33:25,759 we could tell you about the great live shows 705 00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:28,319 that we've got for our patrons. 706 00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:29,519 Oh my goodness. 707 00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:31,920 At Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 708 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,839 Okay, so our next live show is in September, 709 00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:35,859 which is awesome. 710 00:33:35,859 --> 00:33:37,119 And it's the 26th. 711 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:38,759 It's a Tuesday, cause it always is. 712 00:33:38,759 --> 00:33:39,599 Yeah. 713 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,920 And gotta be one of our patron people. 714 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,760 Yes. 715 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,120 Yeah, it is an exclusive thing 716 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,080 that we're doing for our patrons this year. 717 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,760 Once every quarter, you get to come to a live show 718 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,720 when you're a part of the community. 719 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,800 And if you sign up now, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon 720 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,480 cast, you get a seven day free trial. 721 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,120 While you're waiting for that next live show, 722 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,400 we have several live shows up there. 723 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,800 The video rewatches of the one we did with Kristen 724 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:10,940 that was lost to time because technology, 725 00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:14,159 like the video still exists, but the audio does not. 726 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,079 So just be aware of that. 727 00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:15,900 Yeah. 728 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:17,679 Well, the audio on the video exists, 729 00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:20,440 but the audio to release later, you know what I mean. 730 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,279 Yep. 731 00:34:21,279 --> 00:34:22,279 And then the one we just did, 732 00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:25,559 which has not been released anywhere publicly yet, 733 00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:27,960 which was an absolute blast, 734 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,199 was just the four of us and our great, great patrons. 735 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,360 And what happened in it? 736 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,199 God, I don't know. 737 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,800 The podcast amnesia is hard, 738 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,000 but all I know is that I always laugh so much 739 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,720 because our patrons are so funny. 740 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,320 And they are great on the rewatch, 741 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,280 but they are more great. 742 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,280 It's like when you're there live, 743 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,320 because it's like going to a physical live space. 744 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,260 And oh boy, wouldn't it be just great 745 00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,160 if we were in a live space 746 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,760 and we had people who could scream at us. 747 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,320 That would be cool. 748 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,320 But this is as close as we can get right now. 749 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,380 So Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, 750 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:04,300 we hope to see you over there. 751 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,640 Thank you so much for supporting the show 752 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:08,920 by listening this far. 753 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,679 And now we'll get you back to the episode, 754 00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:15,319 this episode that you are enjoying. 755 00:35:15,319 --> 00:35:16,279 Okay, thanks. 756 00:35:16,279 --> 00:35:17,119 Love you, bye. 757 00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:18,159 Love you, bye. 758 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:20,279 You stroll into the torture chamber 759 00:35:20,279 --> 00:35:24,079 and Vorunax, describe to me this torture chamber 760 00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:25,480 as it's set up before you. 761 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,440 So it's kind of a mutable situation 762 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:32,279 where you think of what you need 763 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,480 or how you wanna go about it, 764 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,519 doing the deed of what happens in this room. 765 00:35:38,519 --> 00:35:40,280 And it just kind of like 766 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,720 amorphizes out of the walls and floor and ceiling. 767 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,600 So really, whenever you walk in, 768 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,720 the first person to walk in, 769 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,680 it kind of instantly goes to what's first on their mind. 770 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,080 So as Vorunax leads into the room, 771 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,560 it is set up with a nice couch 772 00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:04,440 and a table with some tea prepared and everything. 773 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,880 And as soon as he sees it, he goes, 774 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,880 oh, normal settings to hang with people. 775 00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:16,000 It looks like you're about to get comfy, 776 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,960 have a little situation in here. 777 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,759 It looks like I'm about to host a party 778 00:36:19,759 --> 00:36:21,920 and I didn't know. 779 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,480 Did people RSVP? 780 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,840 I fucking hope not. 781 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,119 No, this is not, 782 00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:29,320 somebody else think of something quick 783 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,760 because I'm thinking of my own torture at this point. 784 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,280 It turns into a kitchen 785 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,600 and there's pancake batter everywhere. 786 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,240 This is amenable. 787 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,320 Who's is this? 788 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,800 So how do we get Night Hunter in here? 789 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,160 We just gotta think? 790 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,960 Well, I mean, I think you do 791 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,519 because this is your whole scene, I'm assuming, 792 00:36:49,519 --> 00:36:50,360 with the pancakes and- 793 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,760 Well, we just gotta whip up some batter 794 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,080 then get those gears a turning. 795 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,280 All right, so somebody pass me the flour. 796 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,920 Oh, God, does he have to make the pancakes 797 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,200 in order to get Night Hunter? 798 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,040 No. 799 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,000 You don't need to make the- 800 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,440 This is my dream state that you've given me. 801 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,800 That you need Night Hunter. 802 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,640 Pour the milk. 803 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,320 I mean, time's kind of of the essence, 804 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,160 so I feel like- 805 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,320 Wow, this is torture. 806 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,400 Oh, no. 807 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,680 No, it's okay. 808 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,880 We got the milk, we got the eggs, 809 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,480 we got the blueberries, we got the little bit of love. 810 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,840 Okay, so take all that, put all that together. 811 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,680 Here's the milk. 812 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,440 It goes into every batch. 813 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,679 It's a process, Farnox, it's a process. 814 00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:33,440 You put me here and now we're dealing with it. 815 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,280 You know, you have been in this position 816 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,760 more than anybody else. 817 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,920 I think it is only right that you lead. 818 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,320 Have your recompense upon this blasted room 819 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:51,039 that has seen you die innumerable amount of times. 820 00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:51,880 So many. 821 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,559 Make us a pancake Night Hunter. 822 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,679 Okay, I'm gonna put it in the piping bag. 823 00:37:58,679 --> 00:37:59,960 Make it real nice. 824 00:38:00,799 --> 00:38:04,199 He starts doing the pancake art on the griddle 825 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,400 as you're in the shape of Night Hunter. 826 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,759 So you put the outline first, of course, 827 00:38:08,759 --> 00:38:12,119 so that it blackens up a little more 828 00:38:12,119 --> 00:38:13,360 and then he fills it in. 829 00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,480 And he's making this life-size. 830 00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:18,880 And as he- 831 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,920 Oh, you got the body flipper? 832 00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:26,800 Yes, we have the body flipper. 833 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,960 It's gonna take a couple of good hands here. 834 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,400 Hey, Flindy Borty. 835 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,320 I don't know who you are anymore. 836 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,159 It doesn't matter. 837 00:38:37,159 --> 00:38:38,000 Come give us a hand. 838 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,119 Okay, ready? 839 00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:42,039 Three, two, one, go! 840 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,400 Pancake flops down and you see the perfect design 841 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:53,840 and Night Hunter begins to appear up and out 842 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,000 of this pancake. 843 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000 What the fuck are we making? 844 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:57,920 I'm not entirely sure. 845 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,119 Is it kind of like when you lay someone's clothes out 846 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:02,880 and then all of a sudden it fills with their body? 847 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,119 Exactly like that. 848 00:39:04,119 --> 00:39:06,119 It's like the scene from Beetlejuice 849 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:09,840 where Alec Baldwin and they get summoned up 850 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,680 through the clothes. 851 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,599 I was kind of picturing the Ace Ventura 852 00:39:12,599 --> 00:39:13,720 out of the Rhino. 853 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,519 Yeah, that's what it is, yeah. 854 00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:19,719 So it's a pancake Night Hunter giving birth 855 00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:20,559 to a Night Hunter? 856 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:23,079 Giving birth to a Night Hunter, yeah. 857 00:39:23,079 --> 00:39:25,960 That's high concept stuff we're doing here, you guys. 858 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,960 Really breaking new ground is every day. 859 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,119 And up out of this Night Hunter loin 860 00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:36,800 comes a new Night Hunter. 861 00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:41,519 Everyone is uncomfortable. 862 00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:44,159 We will be talking to H.R. later. 863 00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:45,480 Never say loin again. 864 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,079 It's too late, I already did. 865 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:48,719 People can just hit skip back 866 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,000 and I will just keep saying it 867 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,119 over and over and over again. 868 00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:54,000 Oh no, that's horrible. 869 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,840 Comes not just a new Night Hunter, 870 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,799 the Night Hunter out of whatever cell 871 00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:00,880 she was being held in. 872 00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:04,880 Hey, we did it. 873 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,079 Grancis, you did it. 874 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:08,559 I mean, I gotta give him credit. 875 00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:10,159 His methods are unorthodox, 876 00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:11,000 but they work. 877 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,559 Makes the dream work, oh boy. 878 00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:13,759 That's right. 879 00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:14,599 Elia? 880 00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:16,559 Where is Elia? 881 00:40:16,559 --> 00:40:20,119 Oh, it's the, it's who, or Night Hunter was talking to. 882 00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:24,320 Yes, she was in cell with me. 883 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,199 Now I see all you, hello. 884 00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:29,599 I hope that your time here has been very nice. 885 00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:32,279 But Elia was with me, has anybody seen her? 886 00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:34,039 Who? 887 00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:38,400 Yeah, I mean, Elia hasn't been with you. 888 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,639 Yeah, she stayed back in Mastika. 889 00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:45,880 She, yeah, she was in Mastika, remember, 890 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,840 in Fatton, and then you came through the portal to... 891 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,360 I remember that, but then she was there inside my cell. 892 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,480 We were talking, and, 893 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:59,760 and, you know, I just kind of, it was quiet. 894 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,280 It was kind of nice, frankly. 895 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,599 What happened to Arn? 896 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,240 Night Hunter? 897 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,079 Yes. 898 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,960 You were under the machinations of Orcus's torture. 899 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,960 Unfortunately, it drew upon something or someone 900 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,280 that you desire to be with, and use that against you. 901 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,599 The person you spoke to was not there. 902 00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:30,559 But it was not torture, it was, it was nice. 903 00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:33,000 I have not seen Elia since I left. 904 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,000 And, and it was, it was good, I don't know. 905 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,960 It may not seem like torture in the moment, 906 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,960 but there's a sick pleasure being drawn 907 00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:50,519 from the facade that you were going through. 908 00:41:50,519 --> 00:41:53,840 Well, I do not like that. 909 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,320 I do not like being tricked. 910 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,400 However, it was very unreal. 911 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,639 I'm not sure what to think. 912 00:42:00,639 --> 00:42:03,679 Perhaps we can go back to Mastika, 913 00:42:03,679 --> 00:42:06,559 and I see if Elia is still there. 914 00:42:06,559 --> 00:42:09,440 I think that sounds like a plan. 915 00:42:10,159 --> 00:42:13,800 There's the rumble in the ground beneath you 916 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,559 is intensifying. 917 00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:19,840 All of the utensils within this kitchen 918 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,400 are shaking and falling off the walls. 919 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,920 Batter is being thrown everywhere. 920 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,440 Cupboards are being, are dropping 921 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,159 and shattering on the ground. 922 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,119 I didn't make that happen. 923 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,720 I think we gotta, I think we gotta get moving back 924 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:42,720 to back up to the room. 925 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,600 Yeah. 926 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,320 Yeah, we do. 927 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,520 You said that we had an unlimited amount of Grancises? 928 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,640 Yeah, I mean, there's a whole Grancis wing. 929 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,640 Well, our original goal was to get to the prison 930 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,480 and set free the prisoners 931 00:43:05,519 --> 00:43:07,880 because they probably hate on Orcus 932 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,760 as much as we do or possibly more 933 00:43:11,039 --> 00:43:13,920 because the, I don't know how many of us are here anymore, 934 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,519 but we're not gonna be enough. 935 00:43:16,519 --> 00:43:18,320 I'm not trying to be a downer. 936 00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,240 No, that's a, so you guys headed to the prison 937 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,519 because you wanted to free the prisoners 938 00:43:23,519 --> 00:43:28,280 to like rally them to our cause of goodness. 939 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,119 Absolutely. 940 00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:31,280 Yeah, we gotta boost our numbers. 941 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:32,840 Oh, I love that. 942 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,480 What if, what if, whatever. 943 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,400 Okay, hold on. 944 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,519 What if you all go slow him down as much as you can 945 00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:43,039 and I summon all the Grancises and they file out here, 946 00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:44,679 all the ones that are alive. 947 00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:47,320 I don't think the ones that are dead are gonna help us. 948 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,960 Summon all the alive Grancises and file out, 949 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,880 kind of like that scene in Fantasia 950 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,440 where all the broomsticks are coming 951 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,039 and pulling all the. 952 00:43:55,039 --> 00:43:57,719 Can you stop and get a Demogorgon or two? 953 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,000 Oh, I think there's only one of those, 954 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,039 but I will grab one. 955 00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:01,280 Okay. Yeah. 956 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,679 It seemed pissed. 957 00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:07,440 Yeah, no, I think we tried to avoid that wing, right? 958 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,639 Right there, Bort? 959 00:44:08,639 --> 00:44:09,480 Yeah. 960 00:44:10,399 --> 00:44:11,799 But you know, times are tough. 961 00:44:11,799 --> 00:44:16,199 That's fine, maybe old Demogorgon's got something to say. 962 00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:17,919 Send one of the other Grancises. 963 00:44:17,919 --> 00:44:21,159 Yeah, yeah, Grancis 1694. 964 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:22,799 Sure, yeah, that one's an asshole. 965 00:44:22,799 --> 00:44:24,079 He's a real dick. 966 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,839 And I mean, even if the Demogorgon 967 00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:30,679 or the other prisoners don't wanna come help, 968 00:44:31,559 --> 00:44:33,879 I mean, they're just gonna be causing more chaos 969 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:35,919 for other folks to be dealing with. 970 00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:37,159 So I say. That's right. 971 00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:38,919 Distractions. 972 00:44:38,919 --> 00:44:41,279 Bust everybody out of the prison and. 973 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:43,239 Okay, okay. 974 00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,079 It seems like a good way to make a lot of chaos 975 00:44:47,079 --> 00:44:51,559 and a lot of problems for Orcus, which sounds good. 976 00:44:51,559 --> 00:44:52,639 Sounds perfect. 977 00:44:52,639 --> 00:44:54,359 All right, go slow them down. 978 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,039 I'll bring reinforcements. 979 00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:59,559 For the first time in present and in future 980 00:44:59,559 --> 00:45:04,000 of Arnox's timeline, you see him unclip his key ring 981 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,840 from his side says, Grancis, 982 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,480 show us the meaning of chaos. 983 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:09,719 And he hands it over to him. 984 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:10,559 Oh boy. 985 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:22,000 And we cut to the throne room of Orcus. 986 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,799 And Orcus is standing before this flame in the center 987 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,920 that is just roiling up to the ceiling. 988 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,760 And he's. 989 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:37,039 He's letting out this yell that's echoing out 990 00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:38,120 the entire room. 991 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,640 And you see Shangalar, his arms are full 992 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,280 of all these skulls. 993 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,519 He's kinda got them stuffed into pockets. 994 00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:45,800 I got them all. 995 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,640 I got them all. 996 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:47,480 Look at it. 997 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,320 Look at it. 998 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,160 Look at it, I got them all. 999 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,840 He's just, he reaches down and he picks Shangalar up 1000 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,840 and the door kicks open. 1001 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,760 And all of you are standing there. 1002 00:46:01,079 --> 00:46:06,079 You see this scene of Orcus with Shangalar in his hand 1003 00:46:06,519 --> 00:46:09,880 with a cluster of who knows how many 1004 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,400 of these essence of God skulls. 1005 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,000 And he turns and he looks at you 1006 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,160 and Shangalar looks at you and says, 1007 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,320 you're too late. 1008 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,600 You're too late fuckers. 1009 00:46:19,519 --> 00:46:24,159 A bright light flashes in the center of Orcus 1010 00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:29,159 and Shangalar is blinded and his skin is burning 1011 00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:33,880 and bubbling from the radiant damage that he's taking. 1012 00:46:36,199 --> 00:46:41,199 And then Orcus takes half, 38 points of damage. 1013 00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:45,519 Shangalar's skin is bubbling 1014 00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:48,800 and Orcus shields his eyes with the Shangalar hand 1015 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,840 and looks down at you and just like this sickening, 1016 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,480 you can't see his face beneath the goat's skull. 1017 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,679 That's, he uses a mask over top of it 1018 00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:02,880 but there's this grin that's beneath him 1019 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,559 and he throws Shangalar and all of the essence 1020 00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:11,559 of God into his mouth and you hear this sickening crunch 1021 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,400 and this energy washes down over him 1022 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,639 and Orcus begins to grow. 1023 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:25,519 His skin begins to convulse and pop 1024 00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:28,480 and bones stick out and heal themselves 1025 00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:33,639 and he steps into this flame that begins 1026 00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:38,639 to widen in front of him as it opens this view 1027 00:47:39,039 --> 00:47:42,599 into the material plane and we see. 1028 00:47:42,599 --> 00:47:44,639 We just came back from there. 1029 00:47:44,639 --> 00:47:48,199 And we see an unassuming water deep. 1030 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,519 From where you're standing, 1031 00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:53,440 you can see through this portal. 1032 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,960 From the sides around you, 1033 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,879 you hear the movement of all those demonic creatures 1034 00:47:57,879 --> 00:48:00,519 as they rush towards it and push you back. 1035 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,119 They're pouring out into the world. 1036 00:48:08,799 --> 00:48:13,799 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 1037 00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:31,079 And then you hear as it slows, 1038 00:48:34,279 --> 00:48:36,039 you hear like this patting. 1039 00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:41,239 At the tapestry beside you on a wall, 1040 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:46,239 far some 50 or 60 feet off into the distance. 1041 00:48:48,119 --> 00:48:51,159 You turn and you look as it stands out 1042 00:48:51,159 --> 00:48:53,759 more than anything that you're seeing around you. 1043 00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,279 You hear a small voice come from behind. 1044 00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:08,599 The tapestry came from a wall. 1045 00:49:08,599 --> 00:49:10,320 So there's no hand. 1046 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,360 No, there's no hand. 1047 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,199 Oh, the edge of it. 1048 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,559 Oh, this is enormous. 1049 00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:23,079 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 152, 1050 00:49:23,079 --> 00:49:26,960 starring Amy More as Thea, Night Hunter, and Sully. 1051 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,840 Carla Maxted as Lipsinki, 1052 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,000 Tom Laird as Bort and Moot, 1053 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,759 with Kyle Claset as Vorunax, 1054 00:49:32,759 --> 00:49:34,759 Peter Joseph Lewis as Orcus, 1055 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,200 and Russ More as your dungeon master. 1056 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,400 Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted, 1057 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,360 and sound design by Russ More. 1058 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,800 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound 1059 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,560 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 1060 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,280 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 1061 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,600 And a huge thank you to our supporting producers, 1062 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,560 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, 1063 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,440 Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss, 1064 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,560 Perry Matey, Ongerong Kiersen, LA Branton, 1065 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,400 Nathaniel Teeter, Destiny, and Old School Gamer D. 1066 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,200 Like the stories that we're putting together? 1067 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,080 Of course you do. 1068 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,960 You've stuck around to the end of the credits. 1069 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,120 Support us today at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast 1070 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:11,960 for amazing bonus content. 1071 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,160 Wonderful community, friends. 1072 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:18,000 Did I tell you there's great friends in the community? 1073 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,400 But also you get to have a whole lot of fun. 1074 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,320 Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragoncast. 1075 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,560 We hope to see you over there. 1076 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,520 And now, I mean, that's it from me. 1077 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,520 So we hope you have a great week 1078 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,160 and we'll talk to you soon. 1079 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,360 Ooh, I wanna dig my nails into its forearm. 1080 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,200 Its nails are growing through your skin 1081 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,559 and through your arm as you do so. 1082 00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:40,760 I cast, fuck. 1083 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,640 Oh, did I click on something? 1084 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,559 Yeah, now everything is deleted. 1085 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,200 Oh no. 1086 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,240 Oh no. 1087 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,960 Your character's a blank slate. 1088 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,360 Quick, create something, anything. 1089 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,720 Get really big muscles so you can win this. 1090 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:57,079 Yeah, now you have long nails going through their skin. 1091 00:50:57,079 --> 00:50:58,760 Yes, I fucking do. 1092 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,519 I'm going to cast Alter Self on myself 1093 00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:03,960 and I'm going to shape change 1094 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,079 to those freaky ass long claws 1095 00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:10,239 that I see Lip Sinky doing when she goes all primal wild. 1096 00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:11,840 And I wanna sink my closet. 1097 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,639 I'm not fucking around here. 1098 00:51:13,639 --> 00:51:14,480 I yell that. 1099 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,719 I'm not fucking around here. 1100 00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,759 And I wanna grab and I say, 1101 00:51:17,759 --> 00:51:21,320 Bort, come on, help, do something. 1102 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,159 There were way too many fucking ones in there. 1103 00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:25,679 All those ones, baby. 1104 00:51:25,679 --> 00:51:27,119 What do you mean baby? 1105 00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:28,440 Shut your mouth. 1106 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,599 I mean, I'm on your side. 1107 00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:30,759 No, you're not. 1108 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,360 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.